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 Dark Illuminations of Interest to
                  Mummies
                  
 
 
                  What's the mummy's favorite dessert? Adam's apple pie!
                  Mummies don't show up on gaydar as
                  easily as skeletons, vampires, zombies, werewolves, and ghouls.  So, we figured we'd throw in a hunky one and see
                  who tweaks.
                  
 
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